He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. I've got to getthose things back tonight. [Tearing]Oh drat! Amelia: You will never learn to swim properlywith that willow branch in your mouth. Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? Guard #1: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah! [offscreen]Huh, and those kids. They're old buddiesand they're real swingers. That was very nice of you. Yeah! Edgar Balthazar:You're going to[offscreen]Timbuktu[onscreen]if it'sthe last thing I do! I got a million of 'em. Edgar Balthazar: Could we take the elevatorthis time, sir? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Well, as you know, my friend,I have no living relatives,and naturally, I wantmy beloved catsto be alwayswell whatever cared for. And each cat has nine lives. Stupid cat! Roquefort: Mm. Napoleon: Hush your mouth, you idiot. Toulouse: Frogs? [A cat drops a bale of hay onto Edgar. Lafayette: I'm scratchin'as fast as I can. I'm frightfully sorry, sir! Quasimodo: Good morning. Mama, I'm afraid! So much likeour own dear England. Hold on! What do you think? This is not a joke, this would go on TV. Where--And somebody stolemy bumber shoot! Mark Elliott: On sale now, you can eventually own the Academy-Award winning box office hit, the most spoke-about movie of the year, the one video the entire world has been waiting for. AND BAM! We shall fly to Parison a magic carpet,side by side. Everyone can have nightmares sometimes. He could be a longshoreman. O'Malley:But-- But your owner is--Well, she's justanother human. Genie Chorus: [singing] They're eventually getting married at the festivalof Agrabaahhhh!!!! Berlioz: Come on, " Rodeford." Oh, no! Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. I was asleep a winkall day. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Where's my hat? Yeah. It's not fair! I'll decide what it was. Are you sure we can'tget home tonight? In the middle part of the joke, the family's act is described in obscene detail; it involves increasingly offensive and disgusting acts. Toulouse: Sorry, Ol'Black face. Beau Weaver: And look for these grand Disney movies to add to your home video collection. Quotes.net. Duchess: Well, it is most importantthat we get back to Paris where we lived. Being British, I wouldhave preferred sherry. Lil' Rush He sneaked upbehind me and tailgated me. And for goodness sakes,do be careful! The talent agent goes, Hmm, thats an interesting act,' Gottfried says. Lafayette:Well, c'est la guerre,Napoleon. In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". It probes the darkest, sickest places of the My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80! Mr. O'Malley! You don't know the way! Mark Elliott: "Aladdin" showed you an entire new world. Hugo: Pour the wine and (farts with his armpit 3 times) cut the cheese! Everything is going to be all right. Amelia: No! Scat Cat: Well, Marie my little lady,let me elucidate here. Now I'll never get my hat Plan B. Napoleon: Ooh, whoo, heh. Edgar Balthazar:You came back? O'Malley: Duchess, this isthe greatest cat of'em all: Scat Cat. [Roquefort runs to the trunk and works on the combination lock. Just we two. You know. That ain't. Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. 2023. Only one comedian could rival the late Bob Sagets take on the classic Aristocrats joke: Gilbert Gottfried, the gravel-throated comedian who reveled in raunch who died at the age of 67. Mm. Duchess: Now, Marie, let's leaveToulouse to his painting. I know, i know, i still need to get the cast names in there and i'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any. Which pets get to sleepon velvet mats? [offscreen] Maybe we'd betterfind another place, huh? [ Laughing ], Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, man,but it's. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! Sounds like Scat Cat andhis gang have dropped by. We want to hear it. And beyond! Le Petit Caf Chef: Sacrebleu! [Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens]. I know it's Georges. He could have arms like Popeye. Big Man O'Malleyis back in his alley. In the 2005 documentary the aristocrats, bob saget stole the show with a wildly inappropriate take on a classic joke. Napoleon: Mm-mm. Duchess:Berlioz, come back here. Duchess: Now, Berlioz. Evening, Edgar. We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. Now what's the hang-up,your ladyship? I just thought of that and that's unbelievable. [Laughing]Aren't you proud of me? And Ann suggests that they all go into the drawing room, where Ann then braids Betsy's beautiful blonde hair. Get-- Get washed downa storm drain. Hey, Lafayette. Mark Elliott: "Muppet Treasure Island". O'Malley: Well, uh, you seeI-l'm not exactlyher husband. Lafayette: Mmm. And so, you see,we can't leave her alone. [Singing]I'm kingof the highwayPrince ofthe boulevard, Duke ofthe avant-gardeThe worldis my backyardSo if you'regoin' my wayThat's the roadyou wanna seekCalcutta to Romeor home, sweet homeIn Parismagnifique, you all. Billy Boss: So? Duchess: [offscreen] It's time to practiceyour scales and your arpeggios. [Hiccupping]Look. Kittens! [onscreen]Tell him O'Malley sent youand you won't have a bit of trouble. You can put people to death for what goes on in the best versions of this joke! That's good. Edgar Balthazar:Coming, Madame! O'Malley: [Gasping] Help? In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. Andy Richter: And all the stuff shoots on her face. So if you would be just so kind. Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. Mark Elliott: And take part in the wedding of the century. That'll be turning it on. She'd always say that we'rethe greatest treasure she could own. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" Napoleon:Wait a minute. Ooh! Hugo: [Spits the straw and feathers out of its mouth] Man! Hey,Mr. O'Malley, how much farther is it? "And basted in[ Sniffles ]white wine." Scat Cat: [ Trumpet Blaring ][ Laughing ]Well, looky here. And, Georges, we must be sure toprovide for their future little ones. It falls over, shrieking. I'm still tryin'to get to SHORE! [ Laughing ]. "Roquefort". Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Mm. Toulouse: Good idea, mama. Kyle keeps interrupting him as the story gets more filthy, but Cartman simply disregards him and continues. Frou-Frou grabs Edgar by the jacket. WebThe Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era. Nothin'. My complimentsto the chef. It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. Alright? The Aristocrats Joke!!! That's four times twelve. (onscreen)Please introduce yourselves to him, darlings. Who do you want me to sue, eh? Amelia: Of course, my dear. Lafayette: He's back on the moter-thingy. Andy Richter: [in front of his infant child] I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt. Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! Duchess: Marie, darling. You see, my mistress, shewill beso worried about us. You know Edgaris so fond of all of usand takesvery good care of us. You knowthe kids are bushed. Now, run along downstairs. Bye. And when we get to Paris,I'll show you the time of your life. Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats joke (2) VindictivePotato. Let them in! Duchess: [Sighing] I understand perfectly,Monsieur O'Malley, sir. First,to make the magic begin,you wiggleyour noseand tickleyour chin. Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. Duchess: [Laughs]"Old picklepuss who"? Duchess: Thomas, Madamewill be so worried. Huh. Both of you, go ahead. I'm not at home at all. The comedy stems from the middle section of the joke, where the comedian aims to get a reaction from the audience in spite of the disgusting acts being related. [Chuckling][Giggling, Groaning]Mm-mm. I simplywish to have the cats inherit first. Only for those aged 17 and older. Duchess: Now, now, Toulouse. When you lift something it better be a cock. [ Laughing ]That always makes melaugh, sir. Splendid! Berlioz: Andyou said we're gonnaride on your magic carpet. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: There now, Duchess. Gilbert Gottfried - Aristocrats Joke. All Rights reserved. Berlioz: But he had a mouthlike a "hippolotamus.". Amelia: Oh, yes, I thinkwe'd better be going. Next Now, this isno time for fun and games. Duchess:[offscreen]Oh, never mind, Marie. Amelia: Sir. Absolutely. You've got it! O'Malley:Boy, your eyesare like sapphires. O'Malley: Uh-huh, yeah. SMASH FLIX. What a classyneighborhood. Abigail: A roue. Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. Naturellement! O'Malley:[offscreen]All right. Move! I-l mean-- Well,I don't mean to interrupt. Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. Marie: Mama,l guess I had a nightmareand fell out of bed. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: You're a shamelessflatterer, Georges. A porn version of that age old joke kept alive by comedians throughout the years. All aboard for Paris! [gasps] Not me! The percussionist - I love that word, "percussionist" - is going to put his triangle, put it in front of my triangle, and "Clang-a-Lang-a-Lang Went the Trolley," just the way Momma sang it, and then, I'm gonna take the banger to the triangle and cling-a-lang it until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon, and I'm gonna take it and stretch it out and I'm going to wrap it around the microphone cord and fling it over my shoulder the way Mommy used to do. The stormwill soon pass. Oh. ', Earlier in the clip, Gottfried joked that he first heard the joke told by wholesome Fifties crooner Pat Boone. Amelia! He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. But where? [6] It came to wider public attention when it was told by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner. O'Malley: Keep your head up, Marie! Bill Maher: It's a family act, but it's a twist because they're retarded. Marie:[offscreen]Mama, may we watch Toulouse paintbefore we startour music lesson? It's warmand, mm-mm, cozy. O'Malley:Well, now, wait a minute. The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Mark Elliott: This summer, live the adventure. O'Malley: No trouble at all,little princess. Well, uh--Well, all it needsis a little tidying upand, well,maybe aIittle feminine touch. Roquefort: [Whispering]So he's the cat-napper! [offscreen]Ah. Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats? A little lowerand faster there, buddy. The horse blocks the road. Georges Hautecourt: Let go of my cane, man! Now that leavesMr. O'Malley. Milkman:Sapristi! Duchess: Now, Marie, darling,don't be frightened. Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! (2x)[Coughing]Hey! Ooh. [Clears Throat,Muttering]Aha. Heel, roll over, play dead! Art treasures,jewels and--. O'Malley! Birds of a feathermust [ Hic ] together. I do believeyou've been drinking. And come to think of it, O'Malley,you're not a cat, you're a rat. I mean it's surprising they haven't that they're not all in jail! [The camera zooms into the theater screen as the screen fades to black]. What happenedto your lovely tail feathers? It's a totally different show. Someday, we might meeta tough alley cat. Sleep well. As with any other aristocrats video, this one also contains incredibly nasty profanity. [ Humming ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de--Oops! I remember that Ifainted. Napoleon:[offscreen]Hush your mouth. Robbers! The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. The 2005 film The Aristocrats documented the history of the joke, which was so filthy that comedians traditionally told it backstage at clubs rather than in the spotlight. Duchess: Oh, and I'mso very glad we didthis morning. Okay, baby. Otto Peterson: [talking through his ventriloquist's dummy] Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the C*NT she calls the cops? I'm outta here! Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Helpingbeautiful dame--uh, damsels in distressis my specialty. Oh, dear! O'Malley: Well, of course. The jokes setup and punch line often remain the same, but the midsection is improvised. Old picklepuss Edgar! So the piano player starts to play. Kittens? Winnie the Pooh! O'Malley: Oh, how sweet. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! Boy: We drive and drive and drive some more. I'll get flat feet. A slip of the handand it's off to dreamland. O'Malley: Oh! Prev Lafayette: [Chuckling nervously] Ow! Two cats throw a harness from the hay loft, encircling him. Jon Stewart: Just the other day I was eating my own sh*t. Jon Ross: And then, the denouement the butt f***ing. We just have togo home tomorrow. Brian Cummings: Plus singing and swinging with the frogs. Edgar Balthazar: [Shoes Squeaking] If I were those mongrels, where would I find my stuff? Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. Toulouse: Hey, guys. The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Georges Hautecourt: And how we celebrated your success! I'll think of a way. [onscreen]The baggage truck willbe here any moment now. Amelia: Oh! Oh, sorry, my dear. [Birds Chirping,Rooster Crowing ln Distance], O'Malley: (offscreen) I like a chee-chee-chee-chee-ronyLike they make at homeOr a healthy fishwith a big back boneI'm (appears) Abraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catI've gotthat wander lustGotta walk the sceneGotta kick uphighway dustFeel the grassthat's greenGotta strutthem city streetsShowin' off my eclatYeahTellin'my friendsof the social eliteOr some cute catI happen to meetThat I'mAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malley the alley cat. [We transition to the Sega Genesis version of the level, "Really Inside the Claw Machine", where Woody's game play is in first-person mode] It's "the most amazing 16-bit game ever made". She goes, "Well, my sister plays the cello. The Aristocrats Sketch Title of infamous joke without a punchline. O'Malley: Aloha. For a walking tourof France. O'Malley needs help! Roquefort:It's notreally hard, Berlioz. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing]Now, Georges, do you must be serious. Look at this! When they're seen upon an airing. The 100 Best Albums of 2022, But thats a whole other story, he deadpanned. [We cut to the thieves pointing their swords around Aladdin, Abu and Iago to the beat of the music] Taking whatever we please! And poor Madamedidn't sleep a wink either. Abigail: He takes to waterlike a fish, doesn't he? Oh. Children, where are you? Hold on. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. He's our oldest anddearest friend, you know. Amelia: And he's going about itall the wrong way. Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Revisit bob sagets take on the aristrocrats, one of the filthiest jokes. and the father goes, "Watch us." Buzz Lightyear: [Closes his wrist communicator] This is no time to panic. O'Malley:Well, if you're applyingfor the job, well--. Maybe you fellon your head. And aristocatic flair in what they do and what they say. South Park - The Aristocrats Joke. You never miss. Abigail: We are to meet himat Le Petit Cafe. Very good. Abigail: And you, dear,you take this place. Duchess:[offscreen]And, wham, when weneeded you, you were right there. As you ride Rex through a sea of hostile toys, sneak into Pizza Planet, defeat the Claw Machine and escape from Sid's house. Berlioz:[offscreen]He's sure glad to see us. Dig thesefancy wigwams. Wendy Liebman: The Cocksucking Motherf***ers. Back off, girls. Roquefort: Oh, it's a sad dayfor all of us. Whoo-whoo! From the theater.to your living room. Brainless lunatic! [Humming"Rock-A-Bye-Baby"]Oops! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now don't move. Lafayette:Okay,man, let's charge. Edgar Balthazar: [ Panting ]Announcing Monsieur[ Panting ] Georges Hautecourt! In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. Marie: And Marie. Beloved comedian gilbert gottfried, who died tuesday, was as well known for his edgy and. Startmentioning name, rodent. All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! He's nothing but a cad. But I'm a mouse! I can't wait. Look, Frou-Frou. the father shakes his head, no, no. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, come now, Georges. Thieves: [singing] Scheming up a scam, out on a limb. It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. Hold on, Kyle. Kittens! Your father is trapped within their world. [Screaming]Yeow! Dana Gould: It's the perfect joke. You remember him,of course. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Rita Rudner: The people are abusing each other. That this one rudimentary joke could be done so many different ways and in different styles. I'll bet you're a real tigerin your neighborhood. Every member of the family, including the dog, violates one another orally, digitally, and genitally. We chased four motorcarsand a bicycle and a scooter. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Marie, my little one,you're going to be as beautifulas your mother. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, indeed I do. They're back! Mark Elliott: The story of one extraordinary human being. Duchess:I'll never forget you,Thomas O'Malley. 1 Mar. Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! I'm the one that sayswhen we go. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Abigail: You know, deary, your husband is very charmingand very handsome. [looks under the sheet of his doodle pad] Umone minor note here. Answer me please. Napoleon: Wait a minute. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Careful, Toulouse! [ Laughing ]. It looks like a serated sea snake. Toulouse: Gee, Marie, why'd youhave to fall off the bridge? These pesky pets of mine will never come back. He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. Mark Elliott: Including the Genie, brought to life again by the one-and-only Robin Williams. Toulouse: I'll show him. Why, you won't believewhat they tried to doto your poor old Uncle Waldo! My bad. Frou-Frou: [ Chuckles ]You're quite welcome, young man. "Oh, we're N*gger C*nts. Toulouse. And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin', Learn More About The New Episode - Japanese Toilets. Clopin and Chorus: [singing] BellsofNotreDame! He's got nine lives. [offscreen]Duchess and the kittensare in trouble! Lewis Black: That's, that's actually, a really great idea to pitch to a network. [Grunting]. Take that! Now you closeyour eyesand crossyour heart. And I'm gonna shine my shoes with my vagina juices, put 'em back on, tap-tap-tap, do a split, and that's the act! Napoleon: Hush your mouth! [ Forced Chuckle ]Every time. Bakin' Bacon with Macon Marie: Oh noI wouldn'ttake up much room. Now, you go for the tires, Laffy and I'll goright for the seat of the problem. After the punchline, Kyle says he doesn't get the joke, to which Cartman responds, "Neither do I.". Bonsoir! Oh, please! Duchess: Oh. You know. Right? WhyEdgar? Edgar was in it. Duchess: Oh, I'll be so gladwhen we get back home. Lafayette:Oh, but Napoleon, we done bitsix tires today. John Leader: Walt Disney had a special gift [Clips of "Pinocchio", "Cinderella" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" are revealed] for taking classic stories with memorable characters and turning them into magical movies. Struck by lightning. "The Aristocrats Quotes." You don't need to scream. Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time When they're seenupon an airing. I'm tryin'to get to shore. Uhoh, yes. And that was my vacation. The aristocrats is a terminal movie. [Humming"Rock-A-Bye-Baby"]. Fisherman's luck. [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay. Oh, thank goodness. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Thank you. Georges Hautecourt: [Chuckling]Don't panic, Edgar. And, uh, let's see. I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. This-- Well, this mansion? Hey, now the squeakin'has stopped. WebIn the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it. We give the first few rows garbage bags. Edgar Balthazar: What the?! Robin Williams: This is a joke that's pretty much exclusive to show business. (The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window). Oh, gracious! Gottfried told the joke to recover after losing the crowd and eliciting booing and hissing with a joke about the 9/11 terrorist attacks, which had occurred just 18 days prior. Hop aboard the motorcycle. Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, Marie: It's creme de la cremea la Edgar. It's from Carmen,isn't it? Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! And I come after the cats. Berlioz: It isn't Beethoven, Mama,but it sure bounces. Duchess: Marie! IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Suchan exciting day. The joke itself generally begins with a family auditioning for a talent agency. And other poems by Maya Angelou. [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! Lafayette: I still say it wasa little old cricket bug. I just love them. Charge! To my cats. Napoleon: I'm the leader. Roquefort: Duchess, kittens, gone? Duchess: (offscreen; chuckling)Yes. Mark Elliott: This summer, share the feeling. [ Yawns ] Come on, guys, let's go back to bed. We have guys f***ing and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Scat Cat:Hold it, cats! Then, at the endof their life span,my entire estatewill revert to Edgar. Millions. It's like a hemorrhaging sh*t-ass. O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. I don't understand why he would say that. [Humming TuneFrom Carmen]. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you're having sex with your family I don't condone it. Duchess: [ Singing ]If you wantto turn me onPlay your hornDon't spare the toneAnd blow a little soulinto the tune, O'Malley: [ Singing ]Let's take itto another key, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]Modulateand wait for meI'll take a few ad-libsand pretty soon, O'Malley: [ offscreen; singing ]The other cats will all commenceCongregatin'on the fenceBeneath the alley'sonly light, Duchess: [ Singing ]Where every note isOut of sight. [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. ", T. Sean Shannon: "Well, you can't say that.". Berlioz:Hooray, we're home! And the agent's like, "What do you do?" [offscreen]Hey! Duchess: Oh! I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House". Web295K views, 1.9K likes, 423 loves, 1.2K comments, 1.4K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Brandon Rogers: THE ARISTOCRATS JOKE Coming! 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